"lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
05/07/2018 at 17:53 • Filed to: None
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"lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
05/07/2018 at 17:53 • Filed to: None | 8
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This is my Camaro. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Camaro is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my Camaro is useless. Without my Camaro, I am useless. I must drive my Camaro true. I must drive straighter than my opponent who is trying to beat me. I must pass him before he passes me.
My Camaro and I have love knowing that what counts in driving is not the cylinders we fire, the noise of our exhaust, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the E.T. that counts. My Camaro is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sight glasses and its four barrels.
I will keep my Camaro clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other, because I have ground so much of the metal, rust and grime of this piece of shit in to my blood that I should have a license plate on my ass.
Captain of the Enterprise
> lone_liberal
05/07/2018 at 18:20 |
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I think you mean full metal jacket not straight jacket
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lone_liberal
> Captain of the Enterprise
05/07/2018 at 18:24 |
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Because I changed it in a weird and wacky way I thought altering the title...ah, nevermind. If you have to explain a joke it sucked.
kanadanmajava1
> lone_liberal
05/07/2018 at 18:36 |
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Any possibilities to generate some clutch smoke?
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lone_liberal
> kanadanmajava1
05/07/2018 at 18:40 |
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Not with the current TH400. It’s eaten it’s clutches before but there wasn’t any smoke involved. Just tears.
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kanadanmajava1
> lone_liberal
05/07/2018 at 19:45 |
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How about manuél swap?
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lone_liberal
> kanadanmajava1
05/07/2018 at 19:47 |
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Nah, all of that hassle and expense isn’t worth it to me on what is basically a cruiser. I’m not part of the manual mafia.
Jason Spears
> lone_liberal
05/08/2018 at 09:09 |
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This is a great looking generation of Camaro. As a youngster I test drove a ‘73 (used, I am not that old yet) with a 3-speed many years ago. After a short drive I could barely use my left leg, but it was still tempting.
My bird IS the word
> lone_liberal
05/08/2018 at 11:46 |
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Somethings gotta be wrong. My smog choked 403 will smoke the tires with an auto. Try harder.
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lone_liberal
> My bird IS the word
05/08/2018 at 11:56 |
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Oh, it will generate tire smoke if I try hard enough (3:08 rear gears don’t help there) but clutch smoke is tough to do.
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My bird IS the word
> lone_liberal
05/08/2018 at 12:02 |
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Aaaand I didn’t read. My second grade teacher would be so proud.